12. People who drive too slow in the left lane.
11. Those who say, “I could care less” when they really mean “I couldn’t care less.”
10. When people call it an ATM machine. The M stands for machine. So it’s really just an ATM. Similarly, it’s a PIN, not a PIN number. The N stands for number.
9. When you complete your transaction at the drive-thru ATM, please pull up before you sort out your money. Some of us also need to conduct business.
8. Forced to zig-zag through the entire rope line when there is no line.
7. When they move the driver’s seat at the car wash.
6. Getting stuck behind a driver who enters a parking garage at 8am and cruises at 5 mph looking for that “Queenie” spot that all the other morning drivers must have magically missed.
5. People who insist on holding a conversation with others when you’re on the phone with them. Very annoying.
4. People who leave that last square on the toilet paper roll instead of putting on a new one. Similarly, people who leave just a drop or two in the orange juice container.
3. Squeezing the ketchup bottle at a restaurant only to discover the new seal has yet to be removed.
2. When a store has double doors and one is locked. Why, why?
1. People who drive too slow in the left lane. Yes, that’s right. I did mention this twice. That’s how much it bugs me.